Survey Says...

1. Name something you use in the shower:
Water

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform:
Deodorant

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield:
Zombie brains

4. Name something a man might buy before a date:
Ecstasy

5. What is another word for blemish:
Pimple

6. Something you cook in the microwave:
Small dogs

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving:
Coffin

8 . Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman:
He likes wrinkles

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner:
Humps people's legs

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for:
IQ test

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for:
Public speaking

12 .Name a phrase with the word home in it:
Homeland Security

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth:
Synchronized swimming

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day:
Show up

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying:
Tears

16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat:
Big Bird

17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole it:
Crotchless panties

18. Name something that gets smaller as you use it:
Bank Account